Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
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