Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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