it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is Oprah even human
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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