she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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