I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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