I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™