That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.