He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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