i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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