She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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