do herpes really smell.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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