What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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