I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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