yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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