He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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