Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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