Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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