Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have aggressive nipples.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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