Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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