thus making me awesome and them whores
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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