Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
