The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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