We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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