This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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