addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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