Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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