I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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