shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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