Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I need water and some morals
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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