I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I currently don't understand fingers.
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