Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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