Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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