seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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