: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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