I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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