some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
