dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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