you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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