just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Cover your peen. We're going out.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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