I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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