he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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