He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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