I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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