The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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