i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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