I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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