so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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