How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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