it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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