he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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