I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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