well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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