David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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