we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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