is your mom at the bar?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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