She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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