I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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